A guy walks into a bar in Cork, in Ireland, and asks the barman: "What's the quickest way to get to Dublin?"
"Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman.
"Driving," says a man.
"That's the quickest way," says the barman.
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
The Doctor replied "Have you tried counting sheep?"
The accountant stated "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
Three professionals were sitting around talking about the oldest profession.
The Doctor says, "Well, the Bible says that God took a rib out of Adam to make woman. Since that clearly required surgery, then the oldest profession is surely medicine."
The Engineer shakes his head and replies, "No, no. The Bible also says that God created the world out of void and chaos. To do that, God must surely have been an engineer. Therefore, Engineering is the oldest profession."
The Lawyer smiles smugly and leans discreetly forward. "Ah," he says, "but who do you think created the Chaos?"
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
The Doctor replied "Have you tried counting sheep?"
The accountant stated "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
Three professionals were sitting around talking about the oldest profession.
The Doctor says, "Well, the Bible says that God took a rib out of Adam to make woman. Since that clearly required surgery, then the oldest profession is surely medicine."
The Engineer shakes his head and replies, "No, no. The Bible also says that God created the world out of void and chaos. To do that, God must surely have been an engineer. Therefore, Engineering is the oldest profession."
The Lawyer smiles smugly and leans discreetly forward. "Ah," he says, "but who do you think created the Chaos?"
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